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Hello fellow fappers!!!

Im Captainjerkpans, welcome to my gallery


-I dont do: guro, yaoi (nothing against it, just dont feel confortable doing it), extreme crap like beatings or something like that, no blood in this gallery. 
- I do commissions, i make sure to put the info for when im open and how many slots will be available at each time.

-I DO like me some art trades, but lets be fair in here:
quality work = quality work : yes

-I like me some boobies, but im an ass-man. I like big butts and i cannot know the rest ;D.

If you have a request, or want to do an art trade you can contact me at:

- (new address)
- or just talk to me here

(Not) Taking commissions right now!
For more info on payment contact me or check the Commission Chart

Commission status: CLOSED

5 slots:


And thats all, for now.
Have a nice fapping session



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animematic on June 17, 2019, 12:32:26 PM

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animematic on August 25, 2019, 11:45:22 AM

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animematicHi again so any idea if commission will open anytime in the near future?
thanks :)

CaptainJerkpants on June 22, 2019, 5:37:04 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsI dont have a date, sorry.

Shadow11 on April 14, 2019, 3:29:09 PM

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Shadow11So where do I find this commission chart at so I can be ready when you are open for taking commissions?

Shadow11 on April 14, 2019, 3:30:23 PM

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Shadow11Never mind found it.

animematic on March 3, 2019, 1:10:23 PM

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CaptainJerkpants on March 11, 2019, 4:12:57 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsI dont have a date, sorry.

tacticulbacon on December 14, 2018, 4:59:16 AM

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tacticulbaconCan you tell me what's the difference between your cell-shaded and soft-shaded art? I can't seem to tell based off your commission chart.

LustfulIllusions on November 3, 2018, 12:20:18 PM

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LustfulIllusionsCurious, will you be planning to open commissions in time for Christmas?

CaptainJerkpants on November 5, 2018, 10:43:06 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsSadly i wont, im gonna be very busy.

CDDC on January 6, 2017, 10:35:49 PM

CDDCHi so in a moment of inspiration I wrote a little story for one of your pics.Your Gwen Selfie Pic to be precise. 

CaptainJerkpants on January 7, 2017, 2:19:26 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsDude thats fucking awesome! :D
Im glad my work inspired you to do this!

Arringtastic on September 7, 2018, 8:06:31 PM

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Arringtastic[font="Helvetica] and [/font][font="Helvetica] Toni and Salvador have no hats when he was doing her side missionary when her shirt was lifted. She has medium black length hair.[/font]

Hakumaru on January 3, 2018, 10:40:15 AM

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Hakumaru(a little late )🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉 I want to wish from the bottom of my heart, to my favorite artist a happy new year, I also wish, that you have a lot of good things and many inspirations for this new year, and finally continue with that great work you do because it is amazing. HAPPY NEW YEAR AND VIRTUAL HUGS🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉

Olewdo on August 22, 2017, 11:17:27 AM

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OlewdoHeyaaaa, two questions, any idea when you'll be opening commissions again anddddd where would I go to find a commission sheet?

Jega on April 23, 2017, 8:03:30 AM

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JegaHi there Capt! I really liked that Yang picture you did, any chance we'll see Ruby or Nora with big butts? Even Yang again would be great to see.

DaRed on January 28, 2017, 5:41:08 AM

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DaRedHello! Love your stuff, just pointing out that for the lucy pic her last name is Heartfilia, without the extra H. Also would you ever do love live stuff?

Garo1234 on January 25, 2017, 11:04:46 AM

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Garo1234Good day/night dude! Greetings from Bulgaria! Love your profile avatar, name and occupation!(I suppose you made them funny on purpose) Fucking awesome gallery, but I wasted a fortune on napkins and hand cream! lol Please keep in mind most people(myself included) here don't have enough money to afford that.

So anyway bye for now, thanks for the entertainment and stay cool!

Sentient36 on January 11, 2017, 10:21:39 AM

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Sentient36Hey there! Loving your gallery! =)

CaptainJerkpants on January 13, 2017, 2:19:21 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsThanks dude! Enjoy it :D

darkpersa12 on January 3, 2017, 9:34:44 PM

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darkpersa12You and Turk128 must be best of pals >.>

PlayaMac on December 12, 2016, 5:26:23 PM

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CaptainJerkpants on December 12, 2016, 5:53:14 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsHad one, but its abandoned, havent bothered in getting a new one.

MrScrambled on December 29, 2016, 12:27:08 AM

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MrScrambledBreh if you're gonna use it just update it er sumthin, no use making a new one.

BBC-Chan on December 26, 2016, 5:47:18 AM

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Smerinka on November 21, 2016, 11:08:16 AM

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DCJP on September 25, 2016, 4:08:29 PM

DCJPOh do I have some ideas for you when you open comms. 
I think you're going to love it :D

Azhuqiaolong on September 8, 2016, 3:56:04 PM

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AzhuqiaolongAny clue as to when your gonna be open for commissions again?

CaptainJerkpants on September 14, 2016, 11:44:12 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsMaybe next month dude, im very busy at the moment with several projects.

PsyrenXD on August 18, 2016, 4:31:54 PM

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PsyrenXDPlease make another bimbo Hermione picture. I love both the art you did and the story done by the user Inferni, they both really made my day.😆

Inferni on August 8, 2016, 1:47:50 PM

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InferniHello, I wrote a story based on your Bimbo Hermione picture. I hope you like it: //

CaptainJerkpants on August 8, 2016, 3:30:02 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsHOLY CRAP! Really?! Thats awesome dude, im glad my work inspired you to make this :D
Really flattered btw, im gonna post a link to your story on the picture description.
Thank you so much dude, im gonna give it a look right away :D

Rivaliant on April 25, 2016, 12:55:29 AM

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Rivaliantoh my, the Captain watching me o A o

CaptainJerkpants on April 25, 2016, 1:19:27 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsOf course man, you stuff is awesome! :D
As well as the ones in your Pixiv.

Rivaliant on April 26, 2016, 7:01:25 AM

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Rivaliantwhy thank you = 3 = /
protip, my old stuff made its way on Pixiv if you haven't send me a My Pixiv request

Brimaco on April 5, 2016, 2:34:12 PM

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CaptainJerkpants on April 5, 2016, 2:52:48 PM

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So awesome you are back in the saddle man! :D
Hit me up on email dude, dont go disappearing on me again.

penguin001 on February 13, 2016, 2:53:48 PM

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penguin001Hi, Huge fan of your work, just wondering, do you have any other sites? like pixiv or soup or whatever or is this (and patreon?) the only place to find you?

CaptainJerkpants on February 13, 2016, 10:09:12 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsHey there, im glad you like my work :D
As of now, just here and Patreon are the places you can find me, i had a tumblr once, but its been long forgotten, and i do have plans to make a Pixiv, but i keep forgeting about it.

CaptainJerkpants on February 13, 2016, 10:09:12 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsHey there, im glad you like my work :D
As of now, just here and Patreon are the places you can find me, i had a tumblr once, but its been long forgotten, and i do have plans to make a Pixiv, but i keep forgeting about it.

ThaMan on December 27, 2015, 7:56:27 PM

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ThaManHey man,
Thanks for the favs. Glad you liked the Chibi Peg pictures.

MidniteDelite on December 20, 2015, 10:50:04 AM

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CaptainJerkpants on December 20, 2015, 11:48:41 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsIts in my gallery under Commission Chart :3

Delacroix_Legion on November 25, 2015, 12:35:35 PM

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Delacroix_LegionThanks for the fave my pics!
Your gallery amazing!

OctopusPrime on November 12, 2015, 7:03:19 PM

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OctopusPrimeI'm absolutely amazed. Your work is so good I wish I could buy you a beer and get my girlfriend to fuck your brains out.

justanormalguy on October 25, 2015, 8:02:39 PM

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justanormalguyHello,do you take requests or only comissions?

thePiT on September 29, 2015, 4:11:34 PM

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thePiTThanks a lot 4 the fave! You rock

CaptainJerkpants on September 29, 2015, 8:37:22 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsRight back at ya! 
Keep up the amazing work :D

Break on September 12, 2015, 1:48:39 PM

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Breakdammn, everyone's going to Patreon these days.
I wish the platform would support Paypal instead of credit cards only, as i dont have one of those and not enough reason to get one beside that.

CaptainJerkpants on September 12, 2015, 1:53:23 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsIt does support Paypal, infact i use it to support a couple of content creators.

Break on September 12, 2015, 2:11:16 PM

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Breakyou can switch to paypal later on, but you need to register your initial following and moneypledge to an artist with a credit card apparently; its definately required for nsfw artists.

CaptainJerkpants on September 12, 2015, 2:14:39 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsWeird, i dont remember doing that, i just signed it linked my Paypal and started following LM, and he's a nsfw artist. But you may be right, gotta look into it.

Break on September 12, 2015, 2:20:15 PM

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Breakhm, maybe they changed stuff in the time between you doing that and me attempting it? I tried it several times and linked my paypal in the very beginning and its asking me for a credit card each attempt.

CyberXIII on August 23, 2015, 9:37:22 AM

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CaptainJerkpants on August 23, 2015, 1:36:51 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsMaybe, its fun to draw it :D

QuantumNukaCola on June 23, 2015, 11:03:39 PM

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QuantumNukaColaJust wanted to say you have some of the best art I've seen and would love to be lucky enough to nab a commission from you in the future XD

Miama on June 12, 2015, 6:27:44 PM

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MiamaI've been following you for ages but I felt the need to leave a comment now, your art is awesome, both the execution and the subject matter most of the time. I have to catch you open for commissions some time <3

CaptainJerkpants on June 12, 2015, 9:54:46 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsD'awwww :'D  Thank you so much for the kind words, im happy you like my work that much.
I hope we can work on something in the future too :D

Sestren on June 8, 2015, 8:29:07 PM

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SestrenOyyyy thanks for following me! I love your art~

CaptainJerkpants on June 8, 2015, 9:56:50 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsAnd i love your character :D

Sestren on June 9, 2015, 11:26:40 AM

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SestrenWell you're welcome to draw her anytime.<3

Ginjiro on April 23, 2015, 12:47:44 AM

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Ginjiro*Raises hand* Quick question! Says no yaoi, but what about Futa gals pounding boy butt?

harryord on March 27, 2015, 2:28:28 AM

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harryordOh, Hope ya had a good Birthday. here's to many happy returns 

FutaLord on March 26, 2015, 12:05:33 PM

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FutaLordHappy Birthday!!! *THROWS CONFETTI*

CaptainJerkpants on March 26, 2015, 12:39:35 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsThanks Dude!!! :D

FutaLord on March 26, 2015, 2:28:43 PM

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FutaLordYou're Welcome! XD

Risax on March 26, 2015, 5:14:58 AM

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RisaxHappy Birthday, Captain!

Wanted to write you something as a present, but I ended up scrapping it because my muse was being a bitch.  :(
Still, I hope you have a great day!

CaptainJerkpants on March 26, 2015, 11:36:49 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsNo problemo hombre! :D
Thanks a lot! And so far its has been a great day, so mission accomplished! ;D

Risax on March 26, 2015, 11:52:10 AM

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RisaxGlad to hear that, man!  :)

mercedesthemuse on February 20, 2015, 4:29:33 PM

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mercedesthemuseWould you like to draw me?  Digging your work


NEMESIS on February 11, 2015, 3:41:54 AM

NEMESISHey dude! Nice gallery, i like your style

CaptainJerkpants on February 11, 2015, 9:54:10 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsThanks man, i really like your OC :D

NEMESIS on February 12, 2015, 3:05:15 AM

NEMESISThank you, i love masked girls and i have some more OCs in my gallery ​/>

Sparkshine on February 3, 2015, 12:51:37 PM

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SparkshineOh snap, first comment of 2015. x3 I got nothing to say, so... Hi! 

CaptainJerkpants on February 4, 2015, 9:10:41 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsSup man!! :D 

Sparkshine on February 4, 2015, 11:22:20 PM

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SparkshineNuffin' at all! Tired with life! My addiction to art is only getting worse. I like need a support group or something. D:

CaptainJerkpants on February 5, 2015, 11:50:29 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsNah man, art addiction can only be encouraged! XD
Unless you are like snorting it, in that case yeah, you will need intervention.

rikubattle on November 29, 2014, 5:16:18 AM

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rikubattleHi, how are you.

I can ask a request?

born2run97 on October 26, 2014, 3:36:44 PM

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CaptainJerkpants on October 26, 2014, 4:05:41 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsSorry not doing any request at the moment D:

Gmeen on September 27, 2014, 7:00:45 AM

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You did a great job with the Violet pic. ;)

Tetisuka on August 16, 2014, 7:34:57 AM

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TetisukaNyaaaa tks so much for the fav!!! You have a great galery too!!! >w<
If you ever want to make a art trade or a collab i would love to!!! >w< ~~~~ <3

Xpray on August 6, 2014, 9:47:46 PM

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XprayLovely art! Keep up the good work :)

CaptainJerkpants on August 6, 2014, 10:39:50 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsThanks man, i will :D

Dmin on July 31, 2014, 11:28:09 PM

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DminLove the work sir! ;)  you came highly recommended by Delita.

CaptainJerkpants on July 31, 2014, 11:53:41 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsThank you man :D
Im going to give him my thanks next time i see him (online).

xerpentv on June 27, 2014, 4:49:20 PM

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xerpentvHey there. Thanks for the fave and watch!

Shunori on June 22, 2014, 12:13:42 AM

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ShunoriHey there, I sent you an e-mail, though I'm not sure if it went through, so I'll ask here: Is it fine if I color one of your pics?

CaptainJerkpants on June 22, 2014, 12:19:38 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsYeah i got it XD i actually sent you 2 replies.
But yeah its okay :D, the last Midna one right?

Shunori on June 22, 2014, 12:26:54 AM

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Shunori'Da hell D: ...Outlook! Damn you!! Didn't get any of them...
and yes, that one lol

CaptainJerkpants on June 22, 2014, 12:31:16 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsXD yeah you can go ahead and do it :D, the commissioner was a-ok with it too and looking foward to it (that includes me)

Shunori on June 22, 2014, 7:05:49 AM

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ShunoriIt's dooonee :v who knows when they'll approve it though; but it's on my Tumblr now () :3 .. Hope you like it

CaptainJerkpants on June 22, 2014, 6:18:16 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsHOLY MOTHER OF SHHHWOW!! This looks fucking dope man! Much better than what i had in mind, and much better than what i would've done :D Seriously if im this happy just imagine how much the commissioner is. Btw if you needed a high res pic you should've asked me and i could've give you one. But seriously man, this is awesome, thank you so much :'D

Shunori on June 22, 2014, 11:18:15 PM

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ShunoriThank you! *v* ~ and I prob. should have done that.. but I was already like 4 hours into it before I even asked for permission, so I just rolled with it xD (Maybe next time [questionmark?] :P)

CaptainJerkpants on June 23, 2014, 12:13:07 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsNo worries XD you still managed to do wonders with this. Sure if you ever want to do it again let me know :3

Shunori on June 22, 2014, 1:07:22 AM

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ShunoriOkay :33 thanks

smilingE on May 15, 2014, 3:13:30 AM

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smilingEnice gallery! love your style!

Risax on May 9, 2014, 5:14:07 PM

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RisaxMan, seriously thank you. I don't know how I can repay you for awesome stuff like this and the previous things you drew for me. I try to commission you, or write stuff like "Thyra's Time Off" to show you that I like your stuff and so that I don't look ungrateful. But this Nex fanart is too much! Thank you man, you are an awesome artist and I don't deserve cool gifts like this.  :)

Kuro on April 27, 2014, 1:16:15 PM

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KuroHey Cap'n! Remember that one time, ages ago, I said I'd draw Thyra? Well, here it is for your approval before I post it anywhere. =D

CaptainJerkpants on April 27, 2014, 2:01:24 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsHOLY F--- You have my approval, my blessing, my gratitude and my love man!!! 8'D
I freaking LOVE IT! She's so cute and sexy and i just love how you made her legs.
Thank you, thank you and thank you!

Kuro on April 27, 2014, 6:00:59 PM

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KuroNo prob, really glad you liked it!

CaptainJerkpants on April 27, 2014, 6:17:53 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsI think you are underestimating how much i loved it XD
But yeah, you are awesome, thank you so much :'D

Kuro on April 28, 2014, 1:10:16 AM

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Kurohahaha possibly I did, but you've made a very clear point xD

​Your reaction made my day, man =)

carmessi on April 4, 2014, 6:29:56 AM

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carmessijust wanted to ask you if i can submit that wonderful Gala u made on my tumblr?

CaptainJerkpants on April 4, 2014, 4:41:13 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsSho-ryu- ken!.......Sorry, sorry, yes you can :D after all its your OC XD.

carmessi on April 4, 2014, 6:16:34 PM

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carmessixD thanks

PalaDragon on March 23, 2014, 7:32:43 AM

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PalaDragonLoving the gallery so far. Can't wait to see more!

zevirem on March 22, 2014, 2:07:18 AM

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zeviremThank you for the watch and favorites. I love your art, keep it up :D

Risax on March 21, 2014, 2:14:17 PM

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RisaxIn case you haven't seen it on chat, I wrote a story for you.
Congrats again on the 1000 followers.

lunarsage on March 2, 2014, 7:00:08 PM

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lunarsageAwesome stuff! Hope I can catch you when you open your commissions again.

Hijabolic on February 17, 2014, 1:56:22 AM

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Hijabolicthank you for the Fav :D

Sinaitis on December 30, 2013, 1:49:32 PM

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SinaitisThanks for the watch and the faves, keep making dat delicious art. ;)

CaptainJerkpants on December 30, 2013, 1:55:33 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsRight back at ya :D, thanks for the support, and will do.

sashi138 on February 4, 2014, 6:09:34 PM

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sashi138got a questoin please. I see you take game cards.. would you also take cards from something like GameStop for a 50 dollar voucher as trade for consideration for a piece?

CaptainJerkpants on February 4, 2014, 6:54:22 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsSorry but i dont D: , just taking Paypal right now.

ThaMan on January 24, 2014, 5:00:46 PM

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ThaManI was not watching you earlier. That has been corrected.

CaptainJerkpants on January 24, 2014, 5:22:29 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsYou know that i'm never gonna get tired of your name, i just like it.
And thank you for the watch :D i really appreciate it.

MrScrambled on January 22, 2014, 12:23:46 AM

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MrScrambledsup sup man

CaptainJerkpants on January 22, 2014, 2:26:02 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsHey you managed to keep the name after all :D thats neato

ashraam on January 8, 2014, 2:41:01 PM

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ashraamYou MUST contact me for commissions when you open.

rikubattle on January 6, 2014, 2:43:19 PM

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rikubattleHi, Happy 2014 XD

SpaceWolf on January 6, 2014, 10:36:37 AM

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SpaceWolfwhere in the world is your avatar from???

ashraam on January 2, 2014, 6:27:38 AM

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ashraamHappy New year ! I look forward to commissioning again with you soon.

IronCoin on December 16, 2013, 2:44:20 AM

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IronCoinAm extremely flattered by you faving my work, mate! Thank you and cheers! :D

IronCoin on December 26, 2013, 4:18:19 AM

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IronCoinYet again, and how the hell did I miss the magnificent April picture!?

rikubattle on December 24, 2013, 7:10:29 AM

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rikubattleHello Im rikubattle, I like much your pictures and many series like family guy, inazuma eleven, the simpsons etc...

Do you take request?

Harmonie_Rosalina on November 12, 2013, 8:20:33 AM

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Harmonie_RosalinaYour art is amzing but I'm a little confused with your profile description... You only accept commissions now or we can still try to let a little suggestion?

CaptainJerkpants on November 13, 2013, 1:27:19 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsThank you for reminding me that i need to update my profile XD its been a while and it need some changes, nothing mayor.
As for the request and commissions, well when i do commissions i dont take request, and when im free, i SOMETIMES take request if i find it interesting or fun, because i want to work on my stuff also, so its just sometimes, and its nothing very detailed anyways, probably cell-shaded or something.

Harmonie_Rosalina on November 14, 2013, 7:08:06 AM

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Harmonie_RosalinaEh eh, I understand... And what your actual price-list?
Don't know it it will pick your interest but I must try, it must be really powerfull it you accept to particiapte to the project... ^^

Manami on November 3, 2013, 4:54:18 PM

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ManamiI want to reserve a spot for next opening, a Mini Animation of my BE Pally futa hehe or Maybe Manami 

CaptainJerkpants on November 3, 2013, 7:13:56 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsSorry man, i dont do reservations, cuz its unfair for the people who wait or people who see the opening by chance D:

Anna on October 5, 2013, 3:10:54 PM

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AnnaBig fan of yours, can you let me know when free requests are open please. email me at this to let me know,

Tsurupettan on October 4, 2013, 1:08:08 PM

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CaptainJerkpants on October 4, 2013, 6:51:15 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsDakimakura? now that would be interesting.

Tsurupettan on October 4, 2013, 6:58:11 PM

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CaptainJerkpants on October 4, 2013, 6:59:32 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsIf you do that im going to forget OTL, i have terrible memory, plus i have other works to do right now, and it would just help at me forgetting, so lets just wait until im able to do it. :D

Tsurupettan on October 4, 2013, 7:19:01 PM

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CaptainJerkpants on October 4, 2013, 7:34:59 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsThat i dont know for sure, i actually picked a bad time to be open for commissions this time because it got pretty crazy over the last couple of months with stuff happening at the worst time.
If i open them again it would have to be on a time im certain, i'll be able to work with no obstacles.

RatchetSly on September 21, 2013, 4:16:59 PM

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RatchetSlyAhoy Captain! Be this ship steering near the bountiful waters of Midna art in the near future? :o

CaptainJerkpants on September 22, 2013, 11:00:47 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsI want to someday, just need to think "what do i do with her?". 
Of course after im done with the commissions.

Delita on July 28, 2013, 9:43:02 AM

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CaptainJerkpants on July 28, 2013, 10:18:57 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsWait... do i actually had to drive this biz?! D8
I thought my job was only to wear the fancy hat!


Delita on July 28, 2013, 11:58:48 PM

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DelitaI hope you're a Vice Admiral of having insurance!

elementrexx on July 20, 2013, 7:40:44 AM

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elementrexxThanks you for the fave! :D

elementrexx on July 19, 2013, 12:05:55 PM

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elementrexxLoving your work Captain!

Hope to grab one of your request slots next time you open up!

franarok on July 10, 2013, 1:53:26 PM

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franarokI must to say it...your art is amazing!!!!!!!!

Delita on July 19, 2013, 11:27:40 AM

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Anna on July 8, 2013, 8:03:18 PM

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AnnaI'd like to propose a request to you sir. See alot of fans don't like this character, but I find it unfair that the fans that do like him never get much hentai of him in most hentai community that are not yaoi related. I was hoping you can consider this request so we can be more vocal with our fandoms interest in this characters sexuality without being labeled gay fans.

I'd like to see Sasuke Uchiha geting ina threesome with Tsunade and Sakura, each on Sasuke with Sakura sucking him off and Tsunade kissing him and he's siting on a throne with a Uchiha symbol looking directly at us, with a cocky smirk which looks like it's saying "tough shit naruto fanboys I got your girls with me".

I hope you can consider this suggestion one day, and make a Sasuke fan proud and free of ostrachziation with certain Naruto haters.

CaptainJerkpants on July 8, 2013, 8:12:30 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsHey there, sadly im closed fro request at the moment, and it will be a while till im open again cuz i wanna do stuff for myself too, it has been a while after all.

Hehe, well you cant blame him fro being hated, on my side i gotta say i need an essay to describe how much i dont like him, but thats just me XD, but for request im afraid i cant do that now, since im closed, sorry D:

PornoMagnum on July 2, 2013, 8:33:31 PM

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PornoMagnumThanks for the watch. I dig your stuff.

comixmill on June 28, 2013, 4:03:14 AM

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comixmillThanks for adding me as a FAVORITE USER!

uthstar01 on June 25, 2013, 10:33:45 PM

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uthstar01Me and Delita are are big fans of your awesome chibi's. I see that your requests are closed and that you don't take commissions yet... so I'll ask on both our behalf's for a spot for requests once that opens up again.
I would love to see a chibi Nanako, and he would love to see a chibi Vem. Would be awesome to see that duo in a chibi pair picture like your most recent submission "Part 2" with Hagfish.

CaptainJerkpants on June 25, 2013, 11:24:28 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsI think it would be awesome too :D i really like your work and i'm a big fan of Vem, so i will gladly do a piece for both of you when i'm free again. In fact im working on a piece for Delita but not in the Mini-pinup style, but ill save a spot for you in the next round :D

Delita on June 26, 2013, 1:03:41 AM

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DelitaAww, <3 you both, pallies! \o/

flashspot on June 25, 2013, 5:58:56 PM

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CaptainJerkpants on June 25, 2013, 6:14:12 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsI think i had a mini-heart attack....I really appreciate your comment and im glad you like my stuff. I may look calm while i write this, but i'm actually jumping from wall to wall while singing Queen's Don't stop me now.
Okay that was an exaggeration, but really, i've been a fan of your work for a long time, and i'm really happy that you like my work :D

BrokenSkull on June 25, 2013, 1:37:32 PM

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BrokenSkullHmmm... Nice Gallery! And I'm glad to see another Dude who make requests and/or art-trades... I'm this kinda person too...

Sadly as I see there isn't free request slots at now (I'm understand), I'm hoping someday in the near future we will wok together on a great art-trading :D Just visit my gallery or my blog, and please write here on HF or in e-mail (skull18plus[] if you have a little free time for a request or for an art-trading!

And good work!

Sinister on June 17, 2013, 2:43:51 PM

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SinisterI am excited for when you open commissions :)

meej on June 13, 2013, 11:38:52 PM

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meejlove your style <3

CaptainJerkpants on June 13, 2013, 11:51:41 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsThank you :D

Siege on June 2, 2013, 8:05:23 PM

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SiegeThanks for the favs ^^

Hagfish on May 26, 2013, 1:19:12 PM

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HagfishLove that toony style you do. Gonna watch. 

CaptainJerkpants on May 26, 2013, 1:39:06 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsThanks a lot dude! 8D Ive been a fan of your work for quite some time, and for you to say that, its really going to make me keep working :'D.

P.S. Fucking love your work. Keep at it.

lunarsage on May 14, 2013, 12:33:23 PM

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lunarsage<p>Great stuff! Hope I can get a request in!</p>

lunarsage on May 14, 2013, 12:34:02 PM

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lunarsageAnd I do hope you can work out your commissions!

Furyfire on May 13, 2013, 8:10:27 PM

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FuryfireThanks. :) 
I also watched you, sir. 


CaptainJerkpants on May 13, 2013, 8:13:01 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsMutual stalking!!

Furyfire on May 13, 2013, 8:18:54 PM

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FuryfireWoo.. and when you take requests next month... I'll unlurk then. :3

Darkri on May 10, 2013, 10:55:06 AM

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DarkriI'm so excited for when Requests open up! ^-^;;;

Just curious though...! Do you mind Traps at all? Heck-- even Traps/Femboys performing straight acts with female characters! :3c If so, I think I already have something in mind for the future! >:)

CaptainJerkpants on May 11, 2013, 1:51:08 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsWell they would be a very new thing for me, and im not sure if ill be able to pull it off. Ill have to think about it.

ORION on May 7, 2013, 9:09:25 AM

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CaptainJerkpants on May 7, 2013, 4:54:21 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsRequest's will be open again in like a month dude D; 
You dont mind waiting?

DickArmey on May 8, 2013, 4:18:37 PM

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DickArmeyReally loving all your works. Can't wait for more :D.

hvond23 on May 7, 2013, 5:15:18 PM

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hvond23Thank you very much for the favs :)

IronCoin on April 30, 2013, 5:46:18 PM

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IronCoinThanks for liking my stuff, and wonderful gallery! Special of the day has been my long time favorite.

RatchetSly on April 27, 2013, 7:36:53 AM

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RatchetSlyI'm eagerly anticipating another Midna pic from you. x3

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Sltetra on April 26, 2013, 11:58:27 PM

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Sltetrahey check your e-mail for my request.

Risax on April 12, 2013, 5:01:08 AM

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RisaxHuh...I was confused to find you in my fans list, seeing as I just started watching you myself.
Thought that Hentai Foundry changed the two around or something.  XD

But thanks for the watch!
Hope this means that you're either enjoying my stories, the pictures I commissioned based on them, or both.   :D

CaptainJerkpants on April 12, 2013, 11:43:54 AM

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CaptainJerkpantsYou watch me, i watch you :D its only fair.
Keep up the good work.

Risax on April 12, 2013, 12:10:57 PM

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RisaxAnd here I was thinking I got a fan through my own hard work.   :P
But thanks, I will keep on writing.   :)

In other news, I saw you take request every now and again.
Are they open now? I wouldn't mind seeing a character of mine in your style.

CaptainJerkpants on April 12, 2013, 1:00:23 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsI do them every now and then, but right now im working on one, plus my own stuff, so i think in about a week or so ill be able to take again :3
Request are simple, in basic cell-shading.

Risax on April 12, 2013, 1:06:36 PM

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RisaxAll right, I'll try to wait for a week then.   :)
And I'm a giant idiot when it comes to art terms, so what does a simple cell-shaded picture look like?
Like your JACK HORNY picture?

Anyway, I'll send you an email some time next week with my request, and you can say if you want to take it or not.
By the way, what are your rules on requests? Aside from the I don't want to draw guro, scat, ect? Do I need reference pictures of the character(s) I would like to see drawn?

CaptainJerkpants on April 12, 2013, 2:56:53 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsYeah kinda like that or the Polly Esther one.
Yeah a reference would be great especially when we are talking about OC's, also some descriptions help like what she/he wears, special characteristics and the like :3

Risax on April 12, 2013, 3:04:38 PM

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RisaxDon't which that is because I'm dumb, but I'm fine with that...
Well, then I really got one OC...but that makes me wonder what your stance on drawing Fantasy creatures is, especially goblins. (And I mean the slutty, female kind of goblins.   :P) 
And since you're an assman, I also know which scene I want to base it on...unless I can only get a pin-up or something as a request?  (Sorry, I just want to be sure.)

Oh, and if you rather discuss this over email, you can find my email address on my profile.
Or you can just tell me and I'll email you.

CaptainJerkpants on April 12, 2013, 4:04:02 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsIm fine with Fantasy Creatures :3 i can do goblins, elfs, furry (not extreme furry, like almost complete animals tho).
You dont have to base your request on my preferences, choose what you like and
ill try my best to fill your expectations XD/
If you want pin-up? I can do it. A scene? Yeah of course. Just keep im mind i SUCK at atmospheres or backgrounds OTL.
I you have some ideas of what you want, send them to my email. :3

Risax on April 12, 2013, 4:19:52 PM

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RisaxI already fired an email your way.
Hope you can do something with it.   :)

dinobob on March 15, 2013, 8:43:39 PM

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dinobobYour profile pic, where can I find it

CaptainJerkpants on March 17, 2013, 11:22:36 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsIts so old i already forgot D;

Blanksama on April 10, 2013, 4:02:01 PM

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Blanksamado you still have the file? perhaps, upload it someplace for us? <3

CaptainJerkpants on April 10, 2013, 4:25:50 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsFOUND IT!!  The name i mean.

Its from a video called Image EX Bonus Dance. Should be easy to find it :D

Hijabolic on March 30, 2013, 7:18:34 AM

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Hijabolicthanks for the Fav.... anyway, great gallery you have.... nice done!

CaptainJerkpants on March 30, 2013, 12:30:23 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsLikewise :D you have a very nice gallery, really liked the one i faved.

instantlyinsane on March 3, 2013, 5:10:43 AM

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instantlyinsaneHate you? Your drawing so far is very sexy, do you ever take requests?

CaptainJerkpants on March 3, 2013, 2:04:46 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsNot right now, like i said im kinda new, here. But im open for ideas if thats what you want :3, well more like i need them XD. 
So if you have something in mind i might pull it off :;

taith on March 3, 2013, 2:38:26 PM

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taithtell me what are your favourite themes, BDSM, bestiality, large breasts, lolicon, large insertions? OCs or commercial characters?
and so on, that's something for longer conversation :3

CaptainJerkpants on March 3, 2013, 2:45:22 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsIm open for a bunch of stuff, except guro (im open minded, but ....ew). BDSM, if its not to extreme then its a posibility, aside from that im open for suggestions. Oh nothing violent either, like punching or something like that.

Just dont abuse...

taith on March 4, 2013, 5:38:20 AM

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taithdo you have any instant messenger? it's easier to talk thing over on MSN/AIM/XMPP/skype

CaptainJerkpants on March 4, 2013, 6:46:06 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsI dont use instant messengers, but you can always send me a message at:

instantlyinsane on March 4, 2013, 2:41:50 PM

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instantlyinsaneWell I was wondering if you'd be up to drawing my oc and her girlfriend, newgirl is the blonde and flare is the brunette if you are interested feel free to have them do whatever you'd like. ​/>

CaptainJerkpants on March 4, 2013, 6:31:44 PM

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CaptainJerkpantsWell i might consider it, im working on a Midna picture and then i was planing to do a Rouge the bat one, but i fit your character in there :3

taith on March 3, 2013, 5:23:13 AM

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taithwhy hate?
this site is full of love (literally)



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